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finding it extremely sexycool that celebrities are going into hibernation for a bit from their natural habitat. We are freed from the expectation of having to know things about celebrities. Like, sorry, no, I didn't know that. No, actually, they can't be dating, they're asleep. Go to sleep.

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casting this like a spell

at this point if i never hear another "girl [noun]" phrase again that would be great

pros of being a human is that i get to play viddy games. cons is everything else

don’t make yourself smaller to make yourself easier to digest. let them fucking choke.

“this meeting could have been an email” but instead it’s “this video tutorial could have been a post with less than a hundred words”

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

(waving my hand dismissively at someone trying to show me a meme on their phone) no, no ive seen this trick before, you trapped the soul of a funny animal inside of a polished rectangle, i don't need to see it anymore

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TREND ALERT: Corsets

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

I've scheduled two hours of drinking coffee while looking out the window today

i think it really says alot about you as a person which winnie pooh character you stanned as a child

new tag game write your zodiac and which winnie the pooh character your fave was in the tags this is for science

What’s your favourite spaceship - not the best just the one that has your heart

The Enterprise no bloody A B C or D

The Enterprise A- D

The Tardis

The Serenity

Battlestar Galatica

The Nostromo

The Millennium Falcon

The Executor

Other - tell me in the tags

Who has a favourite spaceship?

I’ve probably forgotten some very important ones but these are the ones you get to choose from.

removing prev tags was a huge hit to the nosy girl economy

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Like I get the funny haha that saving 5k is difficult but I also must stress that line has also aged significantly with the context of what that $5000 is for.

That 5k in savings is for down payment on a house.

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