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as a kid i had one of those “there’s a monster under my bed” moments except real.

every night i would cry about a ghost or something trying to scare me by knocking on my bedroom windows and walls. like, really loudly, every hour or so, every night. only at night. so my dad was like “heh okay kiddo let’s check it out :) ah see? there’s nothing here :)” and left.

until years later he admitted to me that he did in fact hear the unexplainable knocking when he slept in that room one night, and it kept him awake with fear. and suddenly felt awful for not believing little kid me.

imagine your kid being like “daddy there’s a demon in my closet” and you being like ok son lemme just check that for you :). and you open the door and there’s a demon in the closet

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World heritage tweet. To me.

[Image ID: Tweet from @/ topherflorence on 10/7/21 reading: back in my day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in a new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /End ID]

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Noticed something a little funky in the world around you and want to figure out what's up? Especially if there might be something you ought to be doing about it? Not sure what information sources to trust these days? If you're in the US, federal agencies like NOAA, USGS, EPA and more collect massive amounts of scientific data every day, much of which is publicly available online - if you know where to look.

A PDF version with clickable links is available for free on my itchio page (quakeandquiver); I'll add a direct link in a reblog.

[image ID: a colorful infographic titled "Why is the..." with three branching paths - Water, Sky, Earth - and "so... :" Small relevant hand-drawn illustrations accompany each question. Links go to United States based resources addressing each weather concern.

Why is the sky so:

  • Hazy? AirNow.gov
  • Dark'n stormy? Weather.gov
  • Weird? NASA.gov

Why is the water so:

  • smelly/gross/weird? Mywaterway.epa.gov
  • Not where it's meant to be? See below.
  • Are you at the beach? (this branches off into many answers, all following water questions go from this one)
  • If yes, and Too little water where there should be? Tsunami.gov * if water at the beach dramatically recedes, run inland immediately
  • If no, and Too little water where there should be? Drought.gov
  • If yes, and Too much water where there shouldn't be? NOAA.gov; Digital coast*, Storm Prediction Center, National Hurricane Center. *Sea level rise viewer and coastal flood exposure mapper
  • If no, and Too much water where there shouldn't be? Ready.gov/floods, Weather.gov

Why is the earth so:

  • Shaky? USGS, earthquakes.usgs.gov
  • Shaky and the sky is weird? USGS, Volcano Hazard Program, usgs.gov/programs/VHP
  • Moving downhill? Usgs, Landslide Hazard Program, US Landslide Inventory, usgs.gov/programs/landslide-hazards; National Avalanche Center, avalanche.org

In a separate box at the bottom: For a wide range of disasters and emergencies, including many not mentioned here, visit Ready.gov for information on how to get prepared before they happen. The FEMA app also allows you to receive real-time weather and emergency alerts, send a notifications to loved ones, locate emergency shelters in your area, get prepared this strategies and more.

Quakeandqiver.com is credited in purple text along one side. End ID.]

Beach episode at the monastery... everyones putting sunscreen on eachothers tonsures

kids these days don't know about Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men. they'll never understand

friend that doesnt drive: anyways really look the thing about origami is that its not about getting the fold right on the first try its meant to be an exercise in precision sure but also in patience the instructions are repeatable tasks that you do over and over again to polish the skill before applying it to something else. a thousand swans arent folded in a day and really its meant to bring you to reflect upon what it means to even be folding in the first pl-

friend that drives: HOLY SHIT 3.20 A GALLON? I SHOULDVE FILLED UP THERE anyway i understand the process is meant to soothe the itch of perfection that gnaws at the soul through exposure to imperfection but OH FUCK [drives over median straight into Walmart parking lot while nearby F150 lays on the horn because you stopped him from running a red light]

Companions breaking into Fort Drakon to rescue Alistair and the warden be like

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werewolf transformations and magical girl transformations swapped

"s-stay back! the change... i can't control it!" *horrifying transformation sequence of bones cracking and flesh rearranging, hair growing out, ribbons and flashy jewelry bursting forth from skin, screaming in agony*

alternatively,

"In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" *lifted up in a rainbow beam of glittering magic. each part of the body bathed in dazzling light before revealing sharp glistening claws, long fangs, and a dark shaggy coat.*

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I think it's important to remember that everyone on this island was crazy.

Hell is when book covers get redesigned with the actors of the show/movie that was made based on it.

stop saying there are exceptions to this post there are literally no exceptions!!!

i said this on twitter yesterday but i don’t think abled bodied people realise that if you don't accommodate for disabled people we don't just go away. we are still here. we have a right to be angry at the fact we can't participate because there's no accessibility, you are literally just not including us by not making places accessible

A List of Films That Don't End in Throuples But Should

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What movies do you think I should add to the list?

person who is chronically outside

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[ID: A digital illustration of Dorian Storm from Critical Role. He is floating in a sitting position, posing with his arms up and his hands behind his head, out of sight. He is wearing his pageant outfit, it's a sheer peachy colour with an orange sash around the waist. It's low cut, showing the middle of his chest, and the trousers have a cut out in the side. He's also wearing his winged boots and his hair is held up in a voluminous ponytail. Behind him is a blue sky moving towards sunset with peach coloured clouds. End description.]

Wanted to take another stab at the pageant outfit 🧑

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