finding it extremely sexycool that celebrities are going into hibernation for a bit from their natural habitat. We are freed from the expectation of having to know things about celebrities. Like, sorry, no, I didn't know that. No, actually, they can't be dating, they're asleep. Go to sleep.

at this point if i never hear another "girl [noun]" phrase again that would be great

pros of being a human is that i get to play viddy games. cons is everything else

don’t make yourself smaller to make yourself easier to digest. let them fucking choke.

“this meeting could have been an email” but instead it’s “this video tutorial could have been a post with less than a hundred words”

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

(waving my hand dismissively at someone trying to show me a meme on their phone) no, no ive seen this trick before, you trapped the soul of a funny animal inside of a polished rectangle, i don't need to see it anymore

TREND ALERT: Corsets

feeling greatly outnumbered in my principled (read: spiteful) stand against paid subscriptions

I've scheduled two hours of drinking coffee while looking out the window today

i think it really says alot about you as a person which winnie pooh character you stanned as a child

I’ve probably forgotten some very important ones but these are the ones you get to choose from.

removing prev tags was a huge hit to the nosy girl economy